What I want to know is...
How could the dishes be daily piling up in the sink demanding to be washed before the situation got out of hand, but now that we have a beautiful, sleek, dishwasher--we are hardly dirtying anything?! Have we stopped eating? Did they switch to paper plates behind my back? Are they eating TV dinners?
I haven't even turned the thing on yet!
It has a special slot to hold sharp knives, ladies and gentlemen!
Uber cool right in my kitchen and I can't even use it!
Eat something somebody!