My idea of water therapy is languishing in a lavender scented soak with a cup of coffee and appropriate reading materials on the side.
I like my water related splashing to limit itself to recreational activities only; ideally taking place under a blazing sun.
Therefore, I'm sure you will understand my joy as I bid adieu to a sinkful of suds and say:
Please pardon me if my welcome borders on worship, it's just that I've missed you so much. You have been so undervalued and taken for granted.
No more, my friend.
I'll proclaim your praises from the rooftops.
While my husband takes his turn presenting our daily offerings.