That's the way you start talking when you get a personal trainer. Like I did.
This probably means I'll start wearing sunglasses so big they look like dragonfly eyes and develop a penchant for designer purses.
No offense, but I'm not that kind of "gul".
See? A personal trainer will change your life.
They are also very nosy.
On the very first day, this chick begins measuring things I've been trying to ignore for a very long time. There are just some things it's better the world doesn't find out. My waist measurement is one of them.
Then! She has the audacity to ask me what I eat and that she wants me to keep a food diary!
I mean, if I want to eat Cheet-os on my time, that's my business. It's her business to work them off my butt after I eat them.
Can I get an amen dahling?!