Something dangerous has moved into my neighborhood.
And I am powerless against it.
It will take everything I have...
and I will gladly give it.
Oh what will I do?
I want to stop, but alas, the damage has been done.
I'm hopelessly addicted.
So, from now on, I think I'll just cut out the middle-man and have my clients make their checks payable to....
Hobby Lobby...addiction fund.