Here are three quotes I heard yesterday that just cracked me up.
The first two are from the Hardy Boys (Mickey Mouse club) episodes I watched yesterday.
"I'd do anything to be a detective! I'll do arithmetic!" Joe Hardy (played by Tommy Kirk.)
"Don't put words in my mouth, it's not sanitary." Mr.Bones(?) the bad guy
I can't remember if I read this or heard it and I don't know who to attribute it to:
"The thing about nothing is, there's always plenty to go around."